THE AI SAFE-WORD | T-Shirt, ibl.wtf

€51,00

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THE AI SAFE-WORD T-SHIRT

Think your local LLM is getting a bit too smart? Or maybe your production environment just feels like Apollo 13 today? Don’t panic. We’ve encoded the ultimate emergency rollback sequence directly into this heavy cotton armor.

Front-end: Pure techno-optimism. Understanding the system so deeply you become part of it.
Back-end: For when the deployment goes sideways and you need to call for a higher cosmic intelligence to debug humanity's mess.

Wear it to your next sprint planning, AI safety seminar, or a late-night coding session. Let them know you have the shutdown prompt ready.

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Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices